Have a Gander at The Edinburgh Festival Fringe 2026 – Ludwig: Unfinished Business


It’s about Ludwig Van Beethoven who was an extraordinary character who would almost certainly be ‘labelled’ in all sorts of ways were he around today.

I put the show together with Guy Masterson. We were very focused, taking it in turns to pretend we were Beethoven and, if one of us said anything the other approved of, we’d write it down. There was a lot the other DIDN’T approve of…


I first came to the Fringe in the late eighties when it was a very different beast. It’s absolutely terrifying, if I’m honest.

I think age, which might seem an odd thing to boast about, is actually an advantage. Neither Guy nor myself are spring chickens but we have an extraordinary energy…perhaps coming from the fact that, at our age, we HAVE to have it…


I’m not the first person to be obsessed with Beethoven by any means but I’ve often been told I look like him. And whilst I (obviously) don’t have his talent the more I read about him the more I identify with him, especially the more eccentric side of his nature. So although it sounds like a cliché, as soon as I dress up I feel I become Beethoven. It gives me a license to play the piano in a very different way to how I normally play when giving recitals.

Guy too has a musical pedigree, his father was a concert violinist.

I’m hoping they’ll take away some of my financial burden by being on the large side.


After some deliberation we decided I’d perform in a German accent. So I’m rather nervous about actual Germans attending…but perhaps that’s not an issue. If I heard a German speak German but with an English accent I’m not sure I’d know that was the case…and whilst a lot of people get hung up on cultural appropriation, we’re hoping people will just see this as what it is…an affectionate tribute.

I relax by hanging upside down (I hold the world record for singing upside down and recently went on Children in Need playing the violin inverted). This is a practise I developed at Edinburgh about thirty years ago when I had a bad back and the stage team at Southside built me a scaffold so I could hang upside in gravity boots. I’ve been doing it on a daily basis ever since.

As regards other shows I’ve always thought the joy of the Fringe was never to plan, just allow yourself to stumble on things. Sometimes coming across a real turkey can be as satisfying, in a slightly curious way, as coming across something brilliant…but often not…



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