Review: Pinocchio Unstrung

Unlike its predecessors in the Twisted Childhood Universe, this film seemed to lack the camp and silliness that comes from making nasty versions of childhood icons. Despite all of this, the Twisted Childhood Universe is still inherently a fun idea and has potential to make creative films, but when it comes to the abysmal portrayal of children in this one, to quote one of the final lines of the film, “Don’t do it again, OK?”